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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

09.06.2025 01:14

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Sure no problem officer.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Yes sir it is.

When does a woman know she is cumming?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do interviewers discriminate against a candidate if he or she is overweight (assuming physical fitness is NOT part of the job requirements)?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What it is like to have sex with a relative woman?

{RING} {RING}

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

HELLO

Do women really cheat more than men?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

After a few moments he returns.